I recently confessed to number of things that needed airing. Stuff that happened years ago, some of it outright outrageous. Some just dirty and repulsive. Some just bloody funny. Now I thought of all the rascals I know who would welcome the opportunity to ease their consciences. So write in and tell the World your secrets, anonymously if you want. Embellish the truth if it makes your confession funnier but lets all have a laugh sharing our confessions.
I'll start the ball rolling with a few picked up in a pub.
Well rate the confession on a scale of 1-5. If you get a 5 ( very hard in this company) then you will burn in Hell.
So get writing and send them in so that those with guilty consciences can feel better or at least that they are in great company.
From an anonymous writer;
" Last Saturday I had sex with my mother in law. My wife knows nothing about it and I have a bad conscience. But will probably do it again. "
Comment; This is as close to a burn in hell. Rates only 4 because the writer failed to tell us how good the sex was.

Mark a civil engineer writes.
"I like to listen and watch while others have sex"
Comment; Mark, its only worth a 2, half the World likes to watch and listen. The figure would be higher but half the World is being watched.

Ivan a plumber from Scarborough England.
" A fisherman used to come to our fish and chip shop and give me a hard time while I cooked the fish he brought in. He always wanted Curry sauce and lots of it. So next time I made curry sauce I pissed in it. He thought it tasted great and so did the owner. "
Comment; Nice one Ivan sweet revenge and a tasty one also we'll rate that a 4.

Here's one from Sweden. Leif a marketing Director.
"Last week I managed to get hold of someones credit card number and used it to order a load of smuggled booze to be delivered to the Jehovah's witnesses on the other side of the street."
Comment; Ah Leif. you could have almost got a 5 there had you ordered up some porn as well. Never mind better luck next time eh. rates a 3+

Anonymous writes, ( and I have a problem believing this one)
' I am 42 years of age and still a virgin" Well I'm sure one of our readers can assist here just leave your address. Rates a 2+. ( How come a virgin is visiting this site?)