My Goodness, what have we started here? Only two weeks into Confessions at the baldchemist and we have been inundated with guilt ridden little devils wanting to lighten their load.
Well,from the hundred or so e mails I received this week, here are the five best(worst?). Until now we have not received a "5 pointer" but we are getting closer and closer. Come on you sinners, here's your chance to show that you are the worst there is. Carry on sinning, no problem, but share it with us lesser mortals eh?
I'm saving mine so that none of you get an inferior confession complex.
Mats a student living in Gothenburg Sweden writes;
one night I went to a local building site and moved the markers around a meter here and there.The next day they cut through telephone,Electric and Broadband cables. That will teach the bastards to make noise while I'm studying.
Rating; Well Mats you are a little shit aren't you? But well done that you have the guts to confess here. You'll get a 4 for that.( If it had affected me you would definetly got a 5 and a rot in hell).
Here's an anonymous confessor:
I've been answering sex ads in the local paper and on the net even though I have a husband and two kids. I even replied with naked pictures and arranged to meet and have sex with one recipient but chickened out at the last minute.
Rating; another 4. Jesus! Had you gone through the whole thing you could have got a 5,( especially if you had confessed the details).What's wrong with you woman?
A nurse from Solihull, England confesses; I often have sex in the night emergency department. Most of the time its with the same doctor. I don't really like him but it makes the time go quicker.We are both married with kids.
Rating; Well thats nothing unique in Birmingham is it? However your confession ( and we trust you have stopped?) rates only a 3 in the company writing this week. Keep at it for the coveted 5.
Well that's it for this time more as they come in and get rated.
Have you something to confess? Think about it long and hard ( short and soft also) and tell us all about it.use the comments box.
Well,from the hundred or so e mails I received this week, here are the five best(worst?). Until now we have not received a "5 pointer" but we are getting closer and closer. Come on you sinners, here's your chance to show that you are the worst there is. Carry on sinning, no problem, but share it with us lesser mortals eh?
I'm saving mine so that none of you get an inferior confession complex.
Mats a student living in Gothenburg Sweden writes;
one night I went to a local building site and moved the markers around a meter here and there.The next day they cut through telephone,Electric and Broadband cables. That will teach the bastards to make noise while I'm studying.
Rating; Well Mats you are a little shit aren't you? But well done that you have the guts to confess here. You'll get a 4 for that.( If it had affected me you would definetly got a 5 and a rot in hell).
Here's an anonymous confessor:
I've been answering sex ads in the local paper and on the net even though I have a husband and two kids. I even replied with naked pictures and arranged to meet and have sex with one recipient but chickened out at the last minute.
Rating; another 4. Jesus! Had you gone through the whole thing you could have got a 5,( especially if you had confessed the details).What's wrong with you woman?
A nurse from Solihull, England confesses; I often have sex in the night emergency department. Most of the time its with the same doctor. I don't really like him but it makes the time go quicker.We are both married with kids.
Rating; Well thats nothing unique in Birmingham is it? However your confession ( and we trust you have stopped?) rates only a 3 in the company writing this week. Keep at it for the coveted 5.
Well that's it for this time more as they come in and get rated.
Have you something to confess? Think about it long and hard ( short and soft also) and tell us all about it.use the comments box.
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